When's my paycheck coming?

So I found this website that calculates salaries for any job you enter. It has calculated the earnings a stay-at-home mom would earn if she were paid. You can customize one for yourself based on the average hours and duties you perform weekly.
Here is mine:

Earning Statement Eldridge Family Corporation
For the year ending: September 2008

Job title_______________Hourly Rate______Hours worked
Housekeeper _____________$9.67____________624
Day Care Center Teacher____$13.22___________ 858
Cook__________________$13.42____________598
Computer Operator________$15.44____________416
Laundry Machine Operator___$9.92____________ 208
Janitor__________________$10.17___________208
Facilities Manager__________$34.68___________354
Chief Executive Officer_______$68.04___________333
Van Driver_______________$15.94____________343
Psychologist______________$36.55____________359
Interior Designer___________$18.48____________104
Event Planner_____________$25.21____________208
Bookkeeper______________$16.50_____________104
Nutritionist______________$22.52_____________156
____________________________________________Total Value
Regular Hourly Rate________$20.91___________2,080____$43,492
Over Time Rate___________$31.36___________2,792____$87,583
_____________________________________________________
_________________________________________$131,075

That $131,000/year sounds great, but don't forget, this job requires being on-call 24 hours a day and not getting any sick days. There are job titles that aren't included that should be added; hairstylist, personal shopper, personal stylist.

Wow, I really need to collect that paycheck! Seeing that does make me feel better about the things I do. Because like all moms, I sometimes feel like I'm failing at my job. So maybe it's better that I'm really not being paid, 'cause there are days when I'm not meeting the company's standards. But I believe that if were to have an annual review of my performance, I would ultimately come out shining. Maybe I should ask for a raise!

If you'd like to make your own, visit: http://swz.salary.com/momsalarywizard/layoutscripts/mswl_newsearch.asp

(There's even one for Dads)